Higashi-Muroran Station is a railway station on the Muroran Main Line in Muroran, Hokkaido, Japan, operated by Hokkaido Railway Company.
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Waihai is a subdistrict of the Jianghai District in Jiangmen City, Guangdong Province, southern China.
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